Spanking Telemarketers #3.

After engaging in some deep, profound thinking, I've decided to give my tangential waltzing with telemarketers an official name: Spanking Telemarketers. I think it's an appropriate description of what I try to accomplish: verbally and psychologically spanking those who attempt to enforce upon me their notions of what it takes to achieve happiness in life. And they attempt to do this through the phone, no less! How cold! How impersonal! How very ripe for the spanking!

Today's contestants were Bernadette and Marcia. Or Michelle. I've forgotten already... how sad. They were both quite delightful to talk to, and I'm glad Bernie called back, because when I tried to capture my conversation with her last week, the phone battery died and I was left with 5 minutes of silence. I'm still tweaking the sound levels, volume gain, etc., but eventually these things will be up to par, so please bear with the poor quality at this point.

In the meantime, if you have about 5mb of free space and 10 minutes of time, you'll probably get a kick out of what you're about to hear. (And a painful kick, at that, my wife would say...)

(Just click on the graphic below to play.)