Death By Snowman.

Poor little soldier dude. Hardly had a chance, really. One moment, he's levitating across the mall for all the world to see, and the next - some psychotic Snowman dive bombs him!! Splat!! I've never seen so much slush in my life!! Thankfully, I had my nifty Sony Clie on hand to capture the Kodak moment as it unfolded. Let this be a warning to everyone... watch your back... here there be Snowmen.